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Queen Doris 18+
White Rum, Vodka, Coconut Rum, Fresh Lime, Pineapple Juice, Mango Juice, Orange Juice and GrenadineCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Sexy Frank Butcher 18+
Scotch Whiskey, Fresh Ginger, Lime Juice Ginger Beer, splash of ProseccoCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Princess Saima 18+
White Rum, Vodka, Lime Juice, Passion Fruit Puree, Mango Juice, Ginger Beer and Prosecco with a touch of MagicCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
I Got a Hickey, coz you kissed me on Hooch!
Hooch, the Can of Dreams, that we all loved in the 90s was Banned for being too Popular!! Now by Popular demand, it's BACK!!! We gone proper rouge and added 75ml of Tequila (250ml of Tequila for Teapots) fresh limes, and Grenadine, plus topped up with Prosecco xVase £12.00 Teapot of TEA (Say which you want in your notes) £35.00 -
Queen Serenity 18+
London Gin, Elderflower, Fresh Lime, Prosecco & SodaCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Shell on the beach 18+
Chilled Vodka, Passoa, Passion Fruit Puree, Vanilla Syrup and Prosecco Congratulations!!! XCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Expresso Nantini 18+ Vegan
Mr Blacks Coffee Liqueur, Vodka, espresso and cane sugar syrupCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Duke of Deptford 18+
Gold & Silver Tequila, Mezcal, Triple Sec, Lime Juice and Watermelon SyrupCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Sir Lionel Richie 18+
Spiced Rum, White Rum, Vodka, Strawberry Puree, Coconut Cream and Pineapple juice.Cup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Princess Hibah 18+
Gin, Fresh Lime, Raspberry and Grapefruit Syrup topped with prosecco & SodaCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Lord DCI Burnside 18+
Dry Gin, Fresh Root Ginger, Lemon Juice and Sparkling Ginger Beer£12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Duke of Bermondsey 18+
Little Nan's Earl Grey Gin, Fresh Lime and London TonicCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Queen Celeste 18+
London Dry Gin, Morello Cherry Syrup, Fresh Lemon Juice, Prosecco & Soda Happy Birthday!!! XCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Empress Clare Turner 18+
London Gin, Lemon Juice, Honey, Prosecco and Bitter Lemon£12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
The Deptford Arms 18+
London Gin, Fresh Mint, Lime Juice, Grapefruit Juice and ProseccoCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Mr Motivator 18+
Gin, Campari, Fresh Lemon & Lime Juice Bermondsey TonicCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
The Little Mum 18+
London Gin, Lemon Juice, Aromatic Bitters and Blackberry JamCup £12.00 -
Uncle John from Jamaica 18+
White Rum, Lime Juice, Pineapple Juice and Ginger AleCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Deptford Market Mojito 18+ Vegan
Spiced Rum, Raspberry Puree, Fresh Mint, Apple Juice, Cucumber, Fresh Lime, Prosecco & SodaCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Kitsch bitch 18+
Spiced Rum, Lime Juice, Brockley Mint, Cranberry Juice and Prosecco Happy Birthday!! XCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Sebby Seb Seb 18+
Spiced Rum, Dark Rum, Fresh Lime, Root Ginger and Ginger BeerCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Roy walker 18+
Spiced Rum, Dark Rum, Cloves, Cinnamon, Vanilla, Apple Juice, Fresh Lime and Mint.Cup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Lady Council Princess 18+
Malibu, Vodka, White Rum, Grenadine, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice and Cranberry Juice£12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Patsy Stone 18+
White Rum, Vodka, Watermelon Syrup, Fresh Lemon Juice and Mango JuiceCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Queen Pat Butcher 18+
Spiced Rum, Grenadine, Lemon Juice and Bitter LemonCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Dame Jessica Fletcher 18+
White Rum, Spiced Rum, Strawberry Puree, Fresh Lime and Prosecco Happy Birthday! XCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Dog The Bounty Hunter 18+
White Rum, Malibu, Dark Rum, Coconut Cream and PineappleCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Lord Frances Drake 18+
Dark Rum, Spiced Rum, Pussers Rum, Navy Rum, Fresh Ginger and LimeCup £12.00 -
Pussers Painkiller 18+
Pussers Navy Rum, Pineapple Juice, Coconut Cream and NutmegCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Lord Beppe Di Marco 18+
Licor 43, Fresh Ginger, Sparkling Ginger Beer and Lime Juice£12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Eastend Princess 18+
Aperol, Club Soda, Prosecco and Orange Wedges£12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
King Del Boy 18+
Limoncello, Bermondsey Tonic Water, Fresh Lime, Orange Juice and Prosecco Happy Birthday Alex!! xxCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Dutchess Peggy Mitchell 18+
Campari, Mint Leaves, Pinch of Sugar, Prosecco & Soda£12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Peckham Prince 18+
Amaretto, Fresh Lemon, Cranberry Juice and Posh ProseccoCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Dame Mystic Meg 18+
Chamboard, Prosecco, Raspberry Puree and Citrus JuiceCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Lady Lou Lou of Telegraph Hill 18+
Amaretto, Lemon Juice, Morello Cherry, Aromatic BittersCup £12.00 -
Nightmare On Deptford Broadway 18+
Absinth, Almond Syrup, Lime Juice and Pineapple JuiceCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Dame Cora Cross 18+
Chilled Vodka, Fresh Ginger, Lime Juice and Ginger Beer,Cup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Duchess Kate 18+
Spiced Rum, Vodka, Triple Sec, Fresh Lime and Cranberry JuiceCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Lady Raquel Trotter 18+
Vodka, Elderflower Cordial, Fresh Lemon Juice, Prosecco & SodaCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
I love Boney M 18+
Vodka, Licor 43, Raspberry Puree, Orange Juice and Prosecco Top£12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Lord Alfie Moon 18+
Little Nan's Lemon Sherbet Vodka, Fresh Lemon Juice, Prosecco & SodaCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
We Miss Gita & Sanjay 18+
Chilled Vodka, Mezcal, Fresh Lime and JalapenoCup £12.00 -
Superstar DJ Steve Davis 18+
Vodka, Little Mum's Strawberry puree and jam, Lemon juice and Bitters, topped with sodaCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Duke of Nunhead 18+
Bourbon Whisky, Ginger Ale, Mint Leaves, Lime Juice and Fig SyrupCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
King Kriss Akabusi 18+
Scotch Whiskey, Fresh Lemon Juice, Gomme, Orange Juice and Prosecco TopCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Lord Paddy Ashdown 18+
Scotch, Midori Melon Liquor, Fresh Lime Juice and Ginger BeerCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Lady Marmalade 18+
Bourbon, Bitters, Lemon Juice and Tawny Orange MarmaladeCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Sour faced prince Charles 18+
Whisky, Bitters, Lemon Juice, Lime Juice, Sugar Syrup, Egg White Happy Birthday!!! XCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Zara Phillips 18+
Gold Tequila, White Tequila, Mezcal, Lime Juice, Lemon Juice and OJ Happy Birthday! XCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Princess of Brockley 18+
Gold Tequila, Vodka, Cointreau, Lemon Zest and Pineapple JuiceCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Spice girls vs east 17 18+
Silver Tequila, Gold Tequila, Licor 43, Grenadine, Orange Zest and JuiceCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Queen Cilla Black 18+ Vegan
Gold Tequila, Silver Tequila, Sugar Syrup, Fresh Mint, Lime and Club SodaCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
The Party Mullarkey-Lodge 18+
Gold Tequila, Silver Tequila, Mezcal, Rhubarb Syrup, Fresh Lemon & Lime JuiceCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Queen Bloody Mary 18+
Our Bloody Mary's are spiked with a special mix of spices, Lemon Juice, Vodka and a dash of Red StripeCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Queen Georgia 18+
Vodka, lime juice, Fresh mint topped with pineapple juice HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! XCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Sexy Scottish Santa 18+
Scotch Whiskey, Marmalade, Lemon Juice and Smoke Syrup. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! XCup £11.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Jammy bugger 18+
London Dry Gin, Blackberry Jam, Bitters, Lemon Juice and Tonic.Cup £11.00 Teapot £32.00 -
The Grandkids Naughty Iced Tea 18+ Vegan
Earl Grey infused vodka, freshly squeezed lemon , topped with cranberry juiceCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Prince Harry 18+
Spice Rum, Dark Rum, Lime Juice, Ginger root, ginger ale & prosecco.Cup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Scary Sexy Spice 18+
Tequila, Licor 43, Lime Juice, Tabasco, Jalapino peppers. SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!!!Cup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Paloma faithful 18+
Tequila, lime juice, sugar syrup, grapefruit juice, soda water.Cup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Queen Megan 18+ Vegan
Our take on a Margarita, featuring our fav spirit Licor 43 Gold Tequila, Silver Tequila, Lime Juice, Licor 43 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! XCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Farewell Queen Liz 18+
In Honour of the passing of the Grandmother of the Nation, Queen Elizabeth 2nd xx Campari, London Dry Gin, Lemon Juice, Prosecco, Soda Long Live The King!Vase £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
king Williams 18+
Dark rum, spiced rum, white rum, lime juice, cherry syrup...all topped up with orange, mango and pineapple juice. Happy Birthday!!! XCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Walk Like an Egyptian *SPECIAL* 18+
Spiced Rum, Banana Purée, Lime Juice, Gomme and Coconut cream. This made Bananarama walk funnyCup £12.00 -
Saint Tina Turner 18+
Gin, Passion fruit, Passoa, Deptford Lime Juice, Mango, Prosecco, SodaCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
NEW The Only Way is Margs & Rita 18+ Vegan
Our take on a Margarita, featuring our fav spirit Licor 43 Gold Tequila, White Tequila, Lime Juice, Licor 43, plus choose between the below, and put in your order notes which you want. (If you don't choose, then Little Nan will choose for you!) - Passion Fruit - BaNANa - Strawberry - Cherry - Bubblegum - Almond - Watermelon - Raspberry - Grapefruit - SpicyCup £12.00 Teapot £36.00 -
Barbie Girl 18+
Vodka, Bubble Gum Magic, Fresh Lemon Juice and Club SodaCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Naughty iced tea 18+
Little Nan's Earl Grey Gin, Fresh Lime and London Tonic, ProseccoCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
King ‘Mai Tai’ James 18+
Spiced Rum, Almond Syrup, Lime Juice, Orange and Pineapple Juice. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! XCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Queen Ciara of Tipperary 18+
London Dry Gin, Fresh Lime Juice, Bermondsey Tonic & ProseccoCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Ayyy Macarena 18+
Brandy, Licor 43, Red Wine, Orange Juice, Lemon Juice, & Lemonade A very boozy sangria!Cup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Lady bet Lynch 18+
London Gin, lime juice, elderflower, soda, Prosecco Happy Birthday!! XCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Grandmother Rosina Leckermaul (BOOZY) (Hot) 18+
Little Nan’s Hot Mulled Apple w/ Spiced Rum and Gingerbread SyrupCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Granny Kissed Grandad (BOOZY) (Hot) 18+
Little Nan’s Hot Mulled Apple w/ Gin, Elderflower and LimeCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Hot Grandaddy (BOOZY) (Hot) 18+
Little Nan’s Hot Mulled Apple w/ Licor 43, Scotch Whisky and LemonCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Little Nan Loves Boozy You (BOOZY) (Hot) 18+
Little Nan’s Hot Mulled Apple - Add any spirit (double shot) of your choice and let us know in the order notes sectionCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Nanny Claus (BOOZY) (Hot) 18+
Little Nan’s Hot Mulled Apple w/ Vodka, Butterscotch Syrup and LemonCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Pops For The Win (BOOZY) (Hot) 18+
Little Nan’s Hot Mulled Apple w/ Spiced Rum, Toffee or Cherry Syrup (or both syrups)Cup £12.00 Teapot £35.00 -
Peckham Prince 18+
Amaretto, Cranberry Juice, Lemon Juice, Bitters Topped with ProseccoCup £12.00 Teapot £34.00 -
Spicy cherry Margs 18+
Gold Tequila, Silva Tequila, Triple Sec, Cherry Syrup & TobascoCup £12.00 Teapot £35.00